Cartoons 5/6/20

[jerry1939]

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Edited May 6, 2020 by jerry1939
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[Jim McDonald]

I KNEW I didn't lose the distributor cap from my '71 VW Beetle!!

The amount of road grime looks just about right--I know that one is mine. Now to find the receipt to take the 49 year old "new" one back.

[jerry1939]

2 hours ago, Jim McDonald said:

I KNEW I didn't lose the distributor cap from my '71 VW Beetle!!

The amount of road grime looks just about right--I know that one is mine. Now to find the receipt to take the 49 year old "new" one back.

 

[LarryEA]

I like them all... 

THe womans purse is all fact...true true true

[Scrolling Steve]

Jerry,Jerry,Jerry !

[amazingkevin]

Oh so funny I watched them twice!

[Dragonkort]

lol love them all!! now a little history...a womans purse IS NOT mysterious thing !! you will most likely find these things in a womans purse..phone, wallet, comb, brush, gum, cigs, make up in or not in a make up bag,  and the nessary items when its that time of the month lol now if the woman is a mother add, straws, pebbles, hotwheel cars , caryons, tissue, little dolls, legos , baby socks, paper back books, paper, pencles, pens, baby bottle, dipers ,candy ,gum and anything else that night be needed ... lol when i was in MA school i had my purse hanging on the chair back of my desk...the teacher was putting notes up on the board and my pen ran out of inck so with out taking my eyes off the board i stuck my hand into my purse to grab a pen or pencle well i grabed what i thought was a pencle and still  without taking my eyes off the board i started writting out my notes...with in a few minutes the class started to laugh, and so did the  teacher,,,when i looked around they pointed to my desk....when i looked i started laughing to... what i had pulled out of my purse was a plastic straw !!lol and my paper of course had nothing written on in because i was trying to write with the straw! lol we all had a great laugh...i should say that most of my class mates were a bit younger then me, but they had all seen my 3 kids so werent really surprised that i had pulled out a straw. lol then of course they wanted to see what else was in my purse lol needless to say at leasst half of what was in my purse is mentioned in this post along with cough drops and my youngest daughter little stuffed doggy. she didnt want me to be alone at school lol  and her puppy would remind me of her ad her big sister and brother lol  she didnt what me to forget them lol  ahh the joys of being a mommy lol these days its dog toys ad treats in my purse along with heaven only knows what else lol 

[jerry1939]

41 minutes ago, Dragonkort said:

lol love them all!! now a little history...a womans purse IS NOT mysterious thing !! you will most likely find these things in a womans purse..phone, wallet, comb, brush, gum, cigs, make up in or not in a make up bag,  and the nessary items when its that time of the month lol now if the woman is a mother add, straws, pebbles, hotwheel cars , caryons, tissue, little dolls, legos , baby socks, paper back books, paper, pencles, pens, baby bottle, dipers ,candy ,gum and anything else that night be needed ... lol when i was in MA school i had my purse hanging on the chair back of my desk...the teacher was putting notes up on the board and my pen ran out of inck so with out taking my eyes off the board i stuck my hand into my purse to grab a pen or pencle well i grabed what i thought was a pencle and still  without taking my eyes off the board i started writting out my notes...with in a few minutes the class started to laugh, and so did the  teacher,,,when i looked around they pointed to my desk....when i looked i started laughing to... what i had pulled out of my purse was a plastic straw !!lol and my paper of course had nothing written on in because i was trying to write with the straw! lol we all had a great laugh...i should say that most of my class mates were a bit younger then me, but they had all seen my 3 kids so werent really surprised that i had pulled out a straw. lol then of course they wanted to see what else was in my purse lol needless to say at leasst half of what was in my purse is mentioned in this post along with cough drops and my youngest daughter little stuffed doggy. she didnt want me to be alone at school lol  and her puppy would remind me of her ad her big sister and brother lol  she didnt what me to forget them lol  ahh the joys of being a mommy lol these days its dog toys ad treats in my purse along with heaven only knows what else lol 

And that my friend, is why all women develop a curved spine.  I  sometimes kid the Ladies that I once saw a guy overhaul a locomotive with fewer tools than they carry with them.
Thanks for sharing your funny story.

jerry

[Dragonkort]

lol so thats why my lower back hurts so bad i have to get a stool to sit on while im doing the dishes !!! lol or anything else that requires me to stand or walk for any length of time!! lol darn those kids when they were little!! lol  we just wont tell them about all the stuff i carried in mky purse when i was in high school!!! lol  i aways carried at least 2 books in my purse, not school books....leasure books , lol  amoung various outher things teenage girls need to have with them at all times!! lol my purse these days is a bit lighter...not a lot lighter but a little little lighter lol well i have the dogs you see, and they need there toys and treats too... lol    and lets not forget my meds lol  oh the things in a womans purse!!! and heaven help the man who sticks there hands in our purse's!!! i often keep a needle and thread in mine in case i have to make an emerigvy repair. lol