The black bra (M)

[John B]

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I, the third one, have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

'Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we made wild love all night.'

Then I had to share my story:

'When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”'

Edited August 16, 2022 by John B

[Joe W.]

That's a good one!

thanks for the laughs.

[wombatie]

  Good one.

Marg

 

[Scrappile]

My wife did not find that funny!  So thanks pal, I get no dinner tonight!!

[scrollerpete]

34 minutes ago, Scrappile said:

My wife did not find that funny!  So thanks pal, I get no dinner tonight!!

Look at the bright side, you can cook what you like

[Scrappile]

3 hours ago, scrollerpete said:

Look at the bright side, you can cook what you like

As long as it is heat oven to 450°, cook for 28 minutes or something like that,, I got kicked out of mess duty in the Marine Corps for not being able to boil water...

[John B]

8 hours ago, Scrappile said:

My wife did not find that funny!  So thanks pal, I get no dinner tonight!!

Funny, my missus just grunted and said something like "Typical".