The Haircut

[scrollerpete]

Pretty bang on

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and can take
without forgetting.

 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and
left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be
changed often and for the same 

 

 

 

[Scrappile]

Your are absolutely correct, most politicians are as repulsive as a wet dirty diaper.

[OCtoolguy]

2 hours ago, scrollerpete said:

Pretty bang on

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and can take
without forgetting.

 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and
left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be
changed often and for the same 

 

 

 

That is very funny and VERY true. We need to vote in term limits. ON ALL OFFICES!

 

[jpburcham]

I love this analogy - Very spot on. !

[jerry1939]

On 5/1/2023 at 1:16 PM, OCtoolguy said:

That is very funny and VERY true. We need to vote in term limits. ON ALL OFFICES!

 

I used to wish for that. Realized that people in Congress would NEVER vote themselves out of office. 

[Jim McDonald]

I started to give this a sad face for the illustration of the truth.

You know it's cold when a politician has his hands in his own pockets.

[Gene Howe]