The Deaf Dog

[Dan]

A lady takes her little dog to the vet. She tells the vet her dog is deaf. The vet asks why she thinks this. She says, "Here boy, here boy!" The dog just sits there. She whistles for the dog and still no response.

The vet picks up the dog and puts him on the exam table. "I see what the problem is. The hair in his ears are to overgrown and matted. Go to the drug store and get some Nair hair remover. Put some on the ear hairs and eventually you will be able to remove the hair and your dog will be able to hear again."

"Thank you," she says and leashed her dog and heads to the drug store. 

When she gets to the drug store the asks the druggist for some Nair hair remover. The druggist reaches behind the counter and starts to hand it to her. He says, "Just remember, if you are putting in your legs don't where tight pants for 3 days."

"Oh, I'm not putting it on my legs," she says.

Well, if you're putting under your arms don't use deodorant for 3 days, "says the druggist.

Oh, I'm not putting under my arms," she says.

A little confused the druggist asks, "Well, where are you putting it?"

The lady says, "I'm putting it on my schnauzer."

"Oh," says the druggist. "In that case, don't ride a bike for 3 days."

[TAIrving]

Good one Dan!  My wife and I got a good laugh out of that one!