Popular Post TAIrving Posted February 11 Popular Post Report Posted February 11 "The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets." – Al McGuire "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." – Ambrose Bierce "It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads." – Andy Borowitz "At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." – Ann Landers "My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." – Ashleigh Brilliant "Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?" – Benny Hill "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." – Bill Watterson "As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." – Buddy Hackett "My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine." – Caroline Rhea "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." – Casey Stengel "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." – Dave Barry "How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand." – Emo Philips "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." – George Burns “There is no lifeguard in the gene pool.” - unknown wombatie, Dan, barb.j.enders and 8 others 2 2 1 6 Quote
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