keefie Posted July 30, 2013 Report Posted July 30, 2013 (Thanks to Gabby for another nice joke) A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled.But as the days went on I learned th at my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.'...Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for confession.'Moral : Never, Never, Never Be Late Bishop, bobscroll, tracyguy and 1 other 4 Quote
bobscroll Posted July 31, 2013 Report Posted July 31, 2013 Keith that is a good one, Thanks for the laugh! Bob Quote
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