Entertainment Night at the Senior Centre.

[keefie]

It was entertainment night and Claude the hypnotist explained : "I'm here to put you all into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and evry one of the audience."

 

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

 

I want you each to keep an eye on this antique watch,  It's a very special watch , it's been in my family for six generations.

 

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, Watch the watch, Watch the watch..... 

The croud became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off ot's polished surface.

 

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, sudenly the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a hundred pieces'

 

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"CRAP!" said the hypnotist.

 

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.

[Phantom Scroller]

YUCK!   

 

Roly

[bobscroll]

Good one Keith, Thanks Bob     

[heppnerguy]

Ok. I have one for you all too. This old couple were sitting at their table on their patio. The wife was drinking a large glass of wine. After a long silence the wife suddenly says, " I love you so much. I don't think I could live without you". The husband decided to reply with a little sarcasm. " is that you talking or the wine?" The wife quickly replied, " I was talking to the wine."

[Clayton717]

good ones, thanks for the laugh.

[amazingkevin]

oh oh my goodness were a tickle me elmo lot they were and r funny,if only I could remember them to tell others.  

[wombatie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   Good one guys.

 

Marg