Don't cheat!!!!!

[keefie]

A Man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

‘What was that for?’ he asked.

‘That was for the piece of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,’ she replied.

Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,’ he explained.

‘Oh honey, I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘I should have known there was a good explanation ‘

Three days later he was watching a football on TV when she walked up and hit him on the head again, this time with the frying pan, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, ‘What the hell was that for?’

She replied…

‘Your horse called.’

 

[LarryEA]

Keefie, It's funny ...

hee haw hee haw hee haw

 

 

 

 

[bobscroll]

That's a nice little story Keith, Thank you

for the laugh!    Bob 

[Phantom Scroller]

NAH DON'T GET IT. LOL

 

Roly

[RichieB]

Great Keith, he got off lightly with a frying pan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

[Ron Johnson]

Good day Keith

 

Good one.

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A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.''

[amazingkevin]

Never ever lie it always catches up when you least expect it!

[wombatie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   Good one

 

Marg