DonR Posted July 9, 2014 Report Posted July 9, 2014 It was Sunday morning and the minister had already preached to the adults in the congregation. Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand. The minister called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue. Rob Roy, amazingkevin and Wilson's Woodworking 3 Quote
spirithorse Posted July 10, 2014 Report Posted July 10, 2014 Cute, Don!Thanks for the chuckle. God Bless! Spirithorse Quote
Loskoppie Posted July 10, 2014 Report Posted July 10, 2014 Briliant thanks for the happy moment Quote
Rob Roy Posted July 10, 2014 Report Posted July 10, 2014 Cheered me up this morning Don.I'll start the day with a smile on my face. Thanks. Rob Roy. Quote
nrscroller Posted July 10, 2014 Report Posted July 10, 2014 WOW That could be interesting hearing that one live in church!!! Bill Quote
Wilson's Woodworking Posted July 10, 2014 Report Posted July 10, 2014 LMAO :rofl: That little boy watches too much TV. Quote
keefie Posted July 14, 2014 Report Posted July 14, 2014 Does that mean I need to call the doctor???? :oops: Rob Roy 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted July 14, 2014 Report Posted July 14, 2014 Does that mean I need to call the doctor???? :oops: Keith, I think you need to call a sykya........Pisykiat............. OH sod it, you need to call a shrink to get your dreams analysed. . keefie 1 Quote
keefie Posted July 14, 2014 Report Posted July 14, 2014 Keith, I think you need to call a sykya........Pisykiat............. OH sod it, you need to call a shrink to get your dreams analysed. . Too late for that Rob, My shrink already told me there's no hope for me - he said if I get any worse I'll have to emigrate to Scotland!!! :cry: Quote
Rob Roy Posted July 15, 2014 Report Posted July 15, 2014 Too late for that Rob, My shrink already told me there's no hope for me - he said if I get any worse I'll have to emigrate to Scotland!!! :cry: No problem with that Keith, you'll fit in perfectly with us up here in Scotland. . Rob Roy. keefie 1 Quote
keefie Posted July 15, 2014 Report Posted July 15, 2014 No problem with that Keith, you'll fit in perfectly with us up here in Scotland. . Rob Roy. If Cameron gets any worse and Scotland does get it's independence then I might take you up on that Rob, I'd even bring my spare excalibur :roll: Quote
Rob Roy Posted July 15, 2014 Report Posted July 15, 2014 If Cameron gets any worse and Scotland does get it's independence then I might take you up on that Rob, I'd even bring my spare excalibur :roll: Don't forget the LATHE Keith . Rob Roy. keefie 1 Quote
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