bobscroll Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Hi everybody, I cut my finger today..................Doing the washing up for my Wife as She was out shopping, You know how it is..I'll just get a few brownie points! as I was drying an egg cup witch was metal..it sliced through my finger, The sink was filling with this red stuff......I thought "Bugger me" I had to phone my Wife to ask "Where are the plasters love!"...She said what happened? I said...................................Do I feel a right Plonker or what! I'm going to lie down now...end of story, Bob Edited May 16, 2015 by bobscroll Fab4, wombatie, Rob Roy and 2 others 5 Quote
oldhudson Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 I had a problem similar to that last weekend. My wife baked some cranberry and white chocolate scones (there's a long tale here but) the scones came out with the bottoms burnt. On Monday I decided to eat one but wanted to cut off the burnt bottoms. I found out the importance of keeping the thumb clear of the cutting instrument. Scrolling Steve, bobscroll and wombatie 3 Quote
amazingkevin Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 Senior moments abound,Seems to be the story of my life too now.I'm terrified to try and use my table saw. bobscroll 1 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 That's just an excuse to never do the washing up again. got your card marked Bob. Roly bobscroll 1 Quote
Doug Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 Stick to garages/shops and saws. Kitchens are dangerous places. bobscroll and GrampaJim 2 Quote
Steve Curtis Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 Oh crap Bob!! Hope it heals fast. I stay out of our kitchen as well. My girls don't even want me in there. bobscroll 1 Quote
Gordster Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 She asked me to wash the potatoes one day, I asked her what kind of soap to use.She kicked me out of kitchen.No sense getting older unless you get wiser. bobscroll, wombatie and Doug 3 Quote
Multifasited Posted May 16, 2015 Report Posted May 16, 2015 You Sir! are smarter than the average BEAR ,BOB! TIME for a new SIGN ,(Call ME Butter Fingers !) OR (I'M ILL EQUIPED FOR K.P.) Sorry ,I'm also known to horang occasionally! Hope it wasn't too bad and heals quickly ! CARL bobscroll 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted May 17, 2015 Report Posted May 17, 2015 I larnt a new word today. Plonker...har har har... a doofus Oh, Bob, I hope you are feeling better now bobscroll and wombatie 2 Quote
Fab4 Posted May 17, 2015 Report Posted May 17, 2015 Hi Bob: Heal quick, my friend I can relate to your story. Try running your knuckles up and down a cheese grater. SWMBO has a thing about freezing lemons then grating it to add to her "specialty" foods. Just like Bob, Trying to get a few brownie points. You know, the red mixed in with the yellow of the lemon doesn't look bad at all. but it does burn like heck!!! Ah yes, the joys of trying to please the little woman. For the record...I lost about 50 brownie points that day not to mention some skin and some blood... Fab4 bobscroll and Phantom Scroller 2 Quote
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