Kepy Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned and said, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked. ' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. amazingkevin, Scrolling Steve, Proxprof and 1 other 4 Quote
Rob Roy Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned and said, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked. ' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. Wish I could think that fast Bob, good one Rob Roy amazingkevin 1 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Lol! :D :lol: !!.....Thanks for the laugh! Edited July 1, 2015 by Scrolling Steve Quote
amazingkevin Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 It is amazing the speed of thought of others. :) :) :) :) GrampaJim 1 Quote
kywoodmaster Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 Age and cunning beats youth and agility every time. Rob Roy 1 Quote
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