orangeman Posted October 25, 2015 Report Posted October 25, 2015 The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming. Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life sucks! The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something. My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained. LarB and LarryEA 2 Quote
dgman Posted October 25, 2015 Report Posted October 25, 2015 the Denny's one made me laugh! Thanks Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted October 25, 2015 Report Posted October 25, 2015 thanks for sharing the chuckles ! :) :D Quote
amazingkevin Posted October 26, 2015 Report Posted October 26, 2015 The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming. Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... Your life sucks! The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something. My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained. So glad you joined ,Life with out laughter is boring! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote
wombatie Posted October 26, 2015 Report Posted October 26, 2015 Love the Denny's one. :lol: :lol: :lol: Marg Quote
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