RED TOMATOS

[newfie]

A Mature and well Educated woman loved her vegie patch and particularly

growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day,

while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most

beautiful garden full of huge bright Red tomatoes. The woman asked the

gentlemen, What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

 

The gentlemen responded, "Well, I know this will sound strange , but twice a

day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash

them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Some body else told me

this and I don't know why but it seems to work.

 

Well, the woman thanked the man and as she walks away she thinks to herself

this is absolutely ridiculous but at the same time she is so impressed; she

decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a

day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best

 

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,

“By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

 

No", she replied,"but my cucumbers are enormous."

[Dan]

Hehe!

[amazingkevin]

Oh!

[jblock9907]

My, my, my.

[Phantom Scroller]

haa haaaaaaaaaaa

[wombatie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:   Good one.

 

Marg

[merlin]

Very good.....................

[Scrolling Steve]

Todd,Todd,Todd !