Popular Post savethebeer Posted January 23, 2020 Popular Post Report Posted January 23, 2020 When you want to be nice to your cows................ MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED "Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth. "You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!'' "Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids! "My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!" "Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!" amazingkevin, tgiro, RabidAlien and 10 others 2 1 10 Quote
jerry1939 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Posted January 24, 2020 I tried entering my credit card number Bob, but the site wouldn't let me !! Enjoyed all of them Friend. jerry Quote
LarryEA Posted January 25, 2020 Report Posted January 25, 2020 Quote Some really great ones. Thanks Bob Quote
courtym74 Posted September 19, 2020 Report Posted September 19, 2020 I've been looking for this story for YEARS!!! I thought it was an old Jerry Clower skit about Marcel Ledbetter! Thank you for posting! Just happened to run across it while searching for shotgun and trap shooting patterns Quote
amazingkevin Posted September 19, 2020 Report Posted September 19, 2020 They are funny ones!!!! Quote
Jim McDonald Posted September 19, 2020 Report Posted September 19, 2020 I always pictured snow around that big pivot point. Quote
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