Shower room thoughts about Covid

[tgiro]

You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentally touch your face.

 

This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s.  NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

 

Kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

 

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

 

I’m so excited it’s time to take the garbage out.  I wonder what I should wear!

 

You think it’s bad now?  In 20 years, our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers.

 

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See?  This is why I chew the furniture.”

Home schooling question:  Does having your children fix you mixed cocktails count as chemistry?

My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but, look at me now!  I’m saving the world!

If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock” don’t open it.  It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.

I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce.  Ahh, the good times….

I swear my fridge just said: “What the hell do you want now?”

Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs.  We roam the house all day looking for food.  We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers.  And …. we get really excited about car rides.

Whoever owes you money, go to their house now.  They should be home.

Home-schooling Day #3: they all graduated.  #Done.

I’m giving up drinking for a month.  Sorry, bad punctuation.  I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.

 

[LarryEA]

Great words of  wisdom?  Thanks for the humor

[amazingkevin]

I like!!!

[jerry1939]

Thanks Friend.  Don't stop posting funnies until the majority of SSV members say that you can.  

jerry

[dgman]

I think we need something from Tony, Bob and Jerry every single day until this is over!!!

[kywoodmaster]

11 hours ago, dgman said:

I think we need something from Tony, Bob and Jerry every single day until this is over!!!

I agree!!!!!