It is a silly thing, but ???

tgiro · May 29, 2020

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

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Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, “Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money in 2006. He paid for the SS Commodore I gave you last year. He paid for your fishing trip in north Queensland as well. He has even paid for your Newcastle Knights season tickets since 2007. He put the money up for our time share apartment at Noosa. He has paid for your visit to The Open Golf in Sydney for the past 5 years. He pays for your Charlestown Golf Club membership, and he even pays for most of our monthly bills”

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you do?”

The cabby replies, “I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches cold”