Old Dust Posted September 21, 2011 Report Posted September 21, 2011 IDIOT SIGHTING I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala. I feel like a VALEDICTORIAN !!!!! I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said "May I have large bills, please" She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.... John Old Dust Quote
wood-n-things Posted September 21, 2011 Report Posted September 21, 2011 Teller one is hilarious. Airport one is just plain--stoopid (spelling is for effect) Quote
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