Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives household duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed doing at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmy had married a woman from AUSTRALIA. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. Willie had married a SCOTTISH girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, the grass cut, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and phone the landscaper. Go On have a laugh.!!!!! Rob Roy. Wilson's Woodworking, keefie, Phantom Scroller and 5 others 8 Quote
Ron Johnson Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 If I was Willie it would be more than three days for the swelling to go down, likely two weeks. My wife has too much Scottish blood in her ... lol. Good one. amazingkevin 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 If I was Willie it would be more than three days for the swelling to go down, likely two weeks. My wife has too much Scottish blood in her ... lol. Good one. Nothing wrong with your wife having Scottish blood in her Ron. Apart from the fiery temper. . Rob Roy. amazingkevin 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Waiting for Wombatie's reply amazingkevin 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Oboy i'm not going to be around for that!!! Quote
sullyscroller Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Now Marge try to be nice ok ? LOL sully amazingkevin 1 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Laugh I nearly handed me fags round. amazingkevin 1 Quote
keefie Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 I noticed you used "Willie" instead of your real name for the last one Rob amazingkevin 1 Quote
Nick@tinkers-cove Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Laugh I nearly handed me fags round. Fags?...made me want to crack open a 6 pack of Iron Bru! (Sorry Roy) amazingkevin, Phantom Scroller and Rob Roy 3 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 I noticed you used "Willie" instead of your real name for the last one Rob Hey Keith, you Leave "WILLIE" out of this. Rob Roy. keefie, amazingkevin and Phantom Scroller 3 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) Fags?...made me want to crack open a 6 pack of Iron Bru! (Sorry Roy) Nick, no need for an apology, and there's no "O" It's IRN BRU. . Rob Roy. Edited March 27, 2014 by Rob Roy keefie, amazingkevin and Nick@tinkers-cove 3 Quote
bobscroll Posted March 27, 2014 Report Posted March 27, 2014 Thank you again Roy for the laugh's Bob amazingkevin 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Posted March 27, 2014 Thank you again Roy for the laugh's Bob No problem, Bob, a laugh a day keeps the doldrums away, at least I hope it does. Rob Roy keefie and amazingkevin 2 Quote
amazingkevin Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 I say ol chap i can't understand a word your saying Phantom Scroller and Rob Roy 2 Quote
wombatie Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 Wombaties Revenge sounds like a very nasty tummy bug, like Monazuma's Revenge do I give everyone the s*#*ts Roy??????? Well go on answer that one I dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Are you sure it only took 3 days for the swelling to go down, I would have thought more like a week, and this is what he looked like for the rest of his life Good one Roy Marg Rob Roy, Wilson's Woodworking, amazingkevin and 4 others 7 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Wombaties Revenge sounds like a very nasty tummy bug, like Monazuma's Revenge do I give everyone the s*#*ts Roy??????? Well go on answer that one I dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Are you sure it only took 3 days for the swelling to go down, I would have thought more like a week, and this is what he looked like for the rest of his life Good one Roy Marg In answer to your question Marg, re giving everyone the you know what's. I maybe a "bit" daft at times??? but even an imbecile wouldn't be brave enough to answer that question. And I'm absolutely certain Terry wouldn't give you an answer. The state I'm in at the moment I couldn't even RUN AWAY. It took a fortnight for the bruises to go away when I tried to dry a wee bit of wood in the MICROWAVE. Edited March 28, 2014 by Rob Roy Wilson's Woodworking, amazingkevin, keefie and 1 other 4 Quote
Multifasited Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 What an international group ,Are we talking about a wee bit of a scottish lass makeing you THOR! amazingkevin, Doug, Rob Roy and 1 other 4 Quote
Doug Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) I tried this. Good thing I took a picture because it was broken and discarded even though I was kept. Lesson learned. I now do the cooking, dish washing, my own laundry, and the yard work. -- And, she is not Scottish! Edited March 28, 2014 by Doug amazingkevin, wombatie and Rob Roy 3 Quote
Multifasited Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 Your a lucky man ,She must have some FANTASTIC qualities ! amazingkevin 1 Quote
amazingkevin Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 I'm not married but looking forward to the insurmountable challange :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote
Nick@tinkers-cove Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 In answer to your question Marg, re giving everyone the you know what's. I maybe a "bit" daft at times??? but even an imbecile wouldn't be brave enough to answer that question. And I'm absolutely certain Terry wouldn't give you an answer. The state I'm in at the moment I couldn't even RUN AWAY. It took a fortnight for the bruises to go away when I tried to dry a wee bit of wood in the MICROWAVE. Hmmm...I hope you remembered to stab the fork holes in the wood before you put it in the microwave, Roy! LOL wombatie 1 Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Posted March 28, 2014 I'm not married but looking forward to the insurmountable challange :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You don't know how lucky you are Kevin!!!! Rob Roy Nick@tinkers-cove 1 Quote
Nick@tinkers-cove Posted March 28, 2014 Report Posted March 28, 2014 You don't know how lucky you are Kevin!!!! Rob Roy I'm not sure about that one Roy - Kevin's landlady sounds a little like the dude from 'Tom & Jerry'! I get the impression that she chases him around the kitchen with a broom when he hasn't finished all the jobs. LOL (I hope this isn't the case, Kevin). Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) I'm not sure about that one Roy - Kevin's landlady sounds a little like the dude from 'Tom & Jerry'! I get the impression that she chases him around the kitchen with a broom when he hasn't finished all the jobs. LOL (I hope this isn't the case, Kevin). God help Kevin if he gets behind with the rent Nick. Rob Roy. Edited March 28, 2014 by Rob Roy Quote
Rob Roy Posted March 28, 2014 Author Report Posted March 28, 2014 I tried this. Good thing I took a picture because it was broken and discarded even though I was kept. Lesson learned. I now do the cooking, dish washing, my own laundry, and the yard work. -- And, she is not Scottish! Be grateful Doug, be very, very, grateful. Rob Roy Doug 1 Quote
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