Rob Roy Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 An old scottish farmer was standing leaning on a gate post holding a little wooden box. Along came an American tourist and started talking to the old farmer, when he spotted the box. What you got in the box asked the tourist. The old farmer showed the tourist the contents of the box and he asked the farmer, what are those little round balls in there. Oh they're LEARNING tablets said the farmer. And how much are they?, asked the tourist. To you sir, they are FIVE Dollars each. I'll have two of them, said the tourist. After paying the farmer he popped the two tablets in his mouth and chewed for a little while. He then shouted at the farmer. These things taste like SHEEP S**T. The old farmer replied AYE yer LEARNIN' son, Yer LEARNIN. No offence to our American friends. Rob Roy ChelCass, LarB, Scrolling Steve and 2 others 5 Quote
rjR Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 City slickers is city slickers---WORLD wide! Farm boys would have recognized it for what it is! Rob Roy 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 Here they were THINKING PILL's Rabbit propelled ,My Father even thought about marketing as a joke gift in POP MECH MAG When I was a KID ! Some thinks stand the test of time and are still valid today maybe even more so ! Rob Roy 1 Quote
Scrappile Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 rJR is correct, I know sheep S**T when I taste it!! Rob Roy 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 We have experts among us ! There has to be a story behind that one that we shall never HEAR ! Rob Roy 1 Quote
ChelCass Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 Hmmmmm I wonder how he knew what sheep S**t tasted like????????????????????????/ LarryEA and Rob Roy 2 Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted May 27, 2015 Report Posted May 27, 2015 That farmer was outstanding in his field! ;) LarB 1 Quote
Multifasited Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 How did you rip the back out of those knee boots ,ZeB? Rob Roy 1 Quote
Scrappile Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 How did you rip the back out of those knee boots ,ZeB? :lol: :lol: Quote
LarryEA Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 I don't get it. : Har-de-har-har ... Cute joke Rob Roy, we can take a joke just like Roly can... Phantom Scroller 1 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 Never taste sheep sh-- but have fell in a few cow pats. Roly Quote
Rob Roy Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Posted May 28, 2015 How did you rip the back out of those knee boots ,ZeB? No problem with the knee boots when you're wearing a KILT Carl . Rob Roy. Quote
Multifasited Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 REminds me of the joke ! Have YOU ever smelled Moth Balls ? Quote
Doug Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 REminds me of the joke ! Have YOU ever smelled Moth Balls ? Nope - never found a moth big enough that I could even tell what sex it was Quote
Multifasited Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 No lunar moths in your neck of the woods? Quote
danny Posted May 28, 2015 Report Posted May 28, 2015 I like the response to the Have you ever smelled Moth Balls before? Reply is most always YES.... Did you hold it by its wings to see? HEHE .... :+} Quote
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