GrampaJim Posted June 21, 2015 Report Posted June 21, 2015 What does a frog do when his car breaks down? He calls a toad truck. amazingkevin and Scrolling Steve 2 Quote
LarryEA Posted June 22, 2015 Report Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) If you had given me a chance, I could have toad you that. Frog jokes are a lot of pun. I'm thirsty, I'm going to have a croke, you want one? What does a high class frog eat? " French Flies " Edited June 22, 2015 by LarryEA Quote
edward Posted June 23, 2015 Report Posted June 23, 2015 You guys are froggy this morning. edward Quote
Gordster Posted June 23, 2015 Report Posted June 23, 2015 Whats green and goes around in a circle at 50 mph? A frog in a blender. What do you get if you add milk? Frog nog... What happens if you drink it? You croak. .. Quote
Dan Posted June 23, 2015 Report Posted June 23, 2015 Two flies are sitting on a wall. One fly says to the other, "Hey, your man's open." Quote
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