LarryEA Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Hugo is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day the put a sign in the ground that reads: " DA END IS NEAR! " " TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE. " As a car speeds by, the driver leans out his window and yells, " Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts! " Soon they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, rev Ole says, " Dats de tird one dis morning. " " Yaa, " Pastor Hugo agrees, then asks, " Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say, " BRIDGE OUT. " Edited July 3, 2015 by LarryEA Scrolling Steve, Lucky2, GrampaJim and 2 others 5 Quote
Phantom Scroller Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 Larry haven't you got a spell checker on your computer. Roly LarryEA 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Posted July 2, 2015 Larry haven't you got a spell checker on your computer. Roly Yaa, but I ain't Hans or Ole. Phantom Scroller 1 Quote
Larry A. Blakely Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) Needs the KISS method! ] Edited July 2, 2015 by Lorenzo Phantom Scroller and LarryEA 2 Quote
bobscroll Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 Thank you Larry! I like that one , You is funny Man! Bob LarryEA 1 Quote
merlin Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 Yaa heard it before "I skidded to a stop at the da broken bridge". LarryEA 1 Quote
Bendita Posted July 2, 2015 Report Posted July 2, 2015 Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Hans is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day the put a sign in the ground that reads: " DA END IS NEAR! " " TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE. " As a car speeds by, the driver leans out his window and yells, " Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts! " Soon they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, rev Ole says, " Dats de tird one dis morning. " " Yaa, " Pastor Hans agrees, then asks, " Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say, " BRIDGE OUT. " is there a reason the pastor is named Hans? Phantom Scroller and LarryEA 2 Quote
LarryEA Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Posted July 2, 2015 is there a reason the pastor is named Hans? I missed that... just a blown fuse Quote
Gordster Posted July 3, 2015 Report Posted July 3, 2015 So wats rong wuth da speiling? LarryEA and Phantom Scroller 2 Quote
kywoodmaster Posted July 7, 2015 Report Posted July 7, 2015 Guess its all in the way it is said. Quote
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