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A redhead walks into a sport's bar around 9:58 PM.  She sits down next  to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.

The 10:00 news came on.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I
bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

The redhead places $20 on the bar and says, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy did a swan  dive off of the building, falling seventeen stories to his death.

The blonde is very upset, but hands her $20 dollars to the redhead and says, "All is fair.  Here's your money."

The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and I knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

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A redhead walks into a sport's bar around 9:58 PM.  She sits down next  to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.

The 10:00 news came on.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I

bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

The redhead places $20 on the bar and says, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde places her money on the bar, the guy did a swan  dive off of the building, falling seventeen stories to his death.

The blonde is very upset, but hands her $20 dollars to the redhead and says, "All is fair.  Here's your money."

The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and I knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

You had me going !This is funny ,Thanks!

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Jim, Jim , Jim !.......Remember there are a lot of Blondes out  there ! :):D;) !...........Thanks for sharing !

Scrolling Steve:

Where are they?

At $20.00 a pop I can look into early retirement

Fab4

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