Popular Post tgiro Posted March 8, 2018 Popular Post Report Posted March 8, 2018 I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ' I said, 'Not much .... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?' No,' I said... He looked at me and said, 'Then, why on earth do you want to live to 80?’ GrampaJim, Lucky2, wombatie and 11 others 4 10 Quote
amazingkevin Posted March 8, 2018 Report Posted March 8, 2018 12 hours ago, tgiro said: I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ' I said, 'Not much .... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?' No,' I said... He looked at me and said, 'Then, why on earth do you want to live to 80?’ That was so funny that on the last line i gaged! It was really really funny,Thanks,My first laugh of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
bobscroll Posted March 8, 2018 Report Posted March 8, 2018 Hee Hee Ha Ha...OH that is sooo funny Tony Thank you, Bob Quote
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