Ten Commandments of Aging

[tgiro]

#1      Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.

#2      Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3      You don't need anger management.  You need people to stop pissing you off.

#4      Your people skills are just fine.  It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5      The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down.  I'll remember it."

#6      These days, "on time" is when you get there.

#7      Even duct tape can't fix stupid …. but it sure does muffle the sound.

#8      Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#9      Lately you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10    You thought growing old would take longer.

Oh - Yeah - I forgot these --

#11    Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12    You still haven't learned to act your age …. and hope you never will.

 

And one more:

You know you are growing old when "one for the road" means taking a pee before you leave the house.

 

[wombatie]

I agree with every one of those.  Thanks for the laugh.

Marg

[amazingkevin]

I second the motion

[Gordster]

Bingo,hit the nail on the head....

[RabidAlien]

So very, very true.

[LarryEA]

True true

[new2woodwrk]

Sheesh, now I really feel old

[jerry1939]

"One for the road" is just too darn true !!!

jerry

 

[Jim McDonald]

I can relate to these.

[Rockytime]

That's me!

[Fran L]

Started to respond that I thought this was hitting close to home but had to run to the bathroom mid-sentence.