Talking Frog

[Charlie E]

A 92-year old fisherman was sitting in his boat on a lake when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up".
He looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The old man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, and I'll give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of".
The old man looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and picked it up, and carefully placed it in his front shirt pocket.
The frog said,  "Didn't you hear what I said?
The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Yeah I heard you, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"
 

[Scrappile]

Ouch!!! at my age that is toooo close to home!!