Future firefighter

[scrollerpete]

>
> A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladder hanging off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The boy is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.
>
> “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter says with admiration.
>
> “Thanks,” says the little boy.
>
> As the firefighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
>
> “Little partner,” the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
>
> The little boy says, "You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren"…

[kywoodmaster]

OH I Needed that!!!!!  Best laugh I have had in days.