Phantom Scroller Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba†floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck. Mrs Cod, Fish, bobscroll and 4 others 7 Quote
Kragax Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 LOL Great one!...................poor guy *sniff sniff Quote
Scrolling Steve Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 That's funny unless your his wife! Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba†floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck. Funny Roly, That could have been ME. In fact it WOULD have been ME . Rob Roy. Quote
Multifasited Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER OF (The covented) ""Hot Tongue and Cold shoulder AWARD" Maybe Two! ! Rob Roy 1 Quote
LarryEA Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 I read it to my wife....BIG mistake... Phantom Scroller, Fab4, Rob Roy and 1 other 4 Quote
amazingkevin Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 I read it to my wife....BIG mistake... oh noo Mister Bill.lol Rob Roy 1 Quote
wombatie Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 That would be right. :curse: :curse: Thats why she ran away. Marg Rob Roy 1 Quote
Dan Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 Sounds like a love triangle...man, woman, and truck. Phantom Scroller and Rob Roy 2 Quote
bobscroll Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 Thank you Roly! That's a good one! Bob Quote
Rob Roy Posted February 4, 2015 Report Posted February 4, 2015 AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER OF (The covented) ""Hot Tongue and Cold shoulder AWARD" Maybe Two! ! Funny you should mention that Carl, I've been told I have a FROZEN SHOULDER . The Boss Thinks I won't be able to have a wee dram. NO chance, I'm ambidextrous. Rob Roy. Phantom Scroller and bobscroll 2 Quote
Fab4 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Posted February 5, 2015 I read it to my wife....BIG mistake... So did I Larry before I read all the comments Totally agree I had to wait for her to leave the room before I wrote this.............lol Fab4 LarryEA 1 Quote
GrampaJim Posted February 6, 2015 Report Posted February 6, 2015 sounds like a country song: man and woman and truck. LOL Quote
jamminjack Posted February 8, 2015 Report Posted February 8, 2015 I enjoyed that.... Reminds me of another short story that went like this. I was driving home last Friday night not paying attention to what my speed was when all of a susdden I saw those flashing red and blue lights in my rear view mirror. As the blood was draining from my head I pulled over and waited. Out steps a Va State Trooper and walks over to the car and asked for my license and registration. As I gave him the license he said do you know you were speeding? and is there any good reason for that? I thought as quickly as I could, and said Officer my wife of 10 years ran away with a State Trooper last year. And to be honest I thought you were him and was returning her. He laughed out loud and returned my license and told me to have a good day. Jamminjack Quote
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