scrollin'fool Posted July 26, 2021 Report Posted July 26, 2021 theyre hard to find round these parts. the only one I know... (when someone thinks that scroll-saws are dangerous...) "Yes, you could surely cut-off a finger with this thing... but you'd have to change the blade to finish the job" does anyone else know one? danny, don watson, RabidAlien and 1 other 1 3 Quote
savethebeer Posted July 26, 2021 Report Posted July 26, 2021 courtesy of Lumberjocks Jim McDonald and danny 2 Quote
Jim McDonald Posted July 26, 2021 Report Posted July 26, 2021 4 hours ago, scrollin'fool said: theyre hard to find round these parts. the only one I know... (when someone thinks that scroll-saws are dangerous...) "Yes, you could surely cut-off a finger with this thing... but you'd have to change the blade to finish the job" does anyone else know one? I have drawn blood twice in 15+ years. Cutting really small parts and being too close to the blade, I sneezed. The other was just not paying attention to where both hands were in relation to the blade. don watson, danny and RabidAlien 3 Quote
RabidAlien Posted July 26, 2021 Report Posted July 26, 2021 17 minutes ago, Jim McDonald said: I have drawn blood twice in 15+ years. Cutting really small parts and being too close to the blade, I sneezed. The other was just not paying attention to where both hands were in relation to the blade. I haven't been scrolling anywhere near that long, but learned quickly that using a blade long past its replacement time resulted in a dull blade getting past a grain line and jumping through relatively softer wood, usually to the detriment of the pattern.....although buffing a fingernail on the blade caused me to sit back and rethink the cost of each individual blade versus the shame of having to explain to the wife why I needed a BandAid..... Jim McDonald and danny 1 1 Quote
Chiloquinruss Posted July 27, 2021 Report Posted July 27, 2021 While it's not really a joke, but watching me working in my shop is sometimes very humerus! Russ Quote
FrankEV Posted July 27, 2021 Report Posted July 27, 2021 The last one I read recently is something like: "Like whirlpools, if you live North of the Equator you alwasy scroll counterclockwise, and if you live South of the Equator you scroll clockwise." Not sure if it is a joke, but more like a trueism! Quote
savethebeer Posted July 27, 2021 Report Posted July 27, 2021 courtesy of https://punstoppable.com/scroll-saw-puns (but this was the only one) RabidAlien, jerry1939 and Jim McDonald 3 Quote
scrollin'fool Posted July 28, 2021 Author Report Posted July 28, 2021 wow. well, thanks anyway folks. I thought real jokes about the scrollsaw were very rare. Quote
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