Trip to the hardware store

[Dan]

I went to the hardware store today. I bought 7 items, returned home, assembled the items, and everything fit perfectly. I must have done something wrong. I better go back to the store to see what I forgot.

[Jim McDonald]

Guaranteed it is not a plumbing issue! That would be a fluke of Biblical proportions. 

[dgman]

2 hours ago, Jim McDonald said:

Guaranteed it is not a plumbing issue! That would be a fluke of Biblical proportions. 

Unless you are a plumber!

[jerry1939]

Can you find your wallet?    

[Tom-in-Ashland]

Your day is not complete without 1 or 2 or 3 or ....  extra trips to hardware store.

[Dan]

I actually like going to the hardware store. Our local Lowe's has Phyllis (a very nice lady) and Katherine (a young, top-heavy girl) and both are very helpful. But our Ace Hardware has a popcorn machine. I go there for the popcorn and come home with $50 worth of stuff I don't need. A win for both Ace and I.