OK. Here's my plan of attack. I've made it so that all new accounts will have to have their first post approved by a moderator before showing up on SSV. After the first post has been approved, those restrictions will automatically be lifted and they can post freely. This is going to take a lot more work for the staff, but it will be worth it keeping that off this site. Approval may take up to 24 hours, but it'll probably happen quicker. These changes won't affect those who already have an account. New members will see the following message, though:
There are a couple things I'll ask all SSV members do do for me, though:
[*:25sjp6mo]If something does slip through, please click the Report Post button (upper right corner of the post. Looks like a yield sign with a ! inside) [*:25sjp6mo]Please don't reply to the spam. Since we delete their accounts and posts, your reply will remain behind. I creates a lot of extra work for our staff to remove the replies.
Hopefully this does the trick. Thanks everybody for your patience.