Wilson's Woodworking

That pen of four would do great at the county fair or sorted off and shipped to their rightful owners. Great job on those DW!

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.†Irate, she called her husband’s cell and demanded “Where the hell are you ?†“Darling, remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and remember that I didn’t have the money at the time and said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day.†Somewhat embarrassed and with a blushing smile, she replied “Yes. I remember that, my love.†“Well, I’m in the bar next to that store.â€

One word of caution, Scroll Sawing is addicting!!!!! You start out thinking I will just do a few little projects and before you know it you have boxes and boxes of projects you have done. Just ask Amazing Kevin about that one. WELCOME to the village and I hope to see plenty of your projects posted in the bragging rights. Don’t worry about following the pattern perfectly. Just let the work flow and have fun with it.

You have that right Bill! I have been practicing for about 20 years and some day I hope to be average at it. Welcome to the village and we hope to see you around. OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!! W LOVE to see pictures. Pictures of your shop. your scroll saw projects, and any other projects you may do!!!!!

You are VERY artistically talented!!!! Congratulations on another beautifully done piece. :thumbs:

I Love those rustic barn wood frames! I have made a few of them years ago out of an old granary I had torn down. Very nice pattern and great cutting, I would hang it in my house any day.

An old farmer in Indiana had owned a large farm with a nice pond in the back 40. It was fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made some noise so the women would be aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies skinny-dipping or watch you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Wish you lived next door. I would love to tune up that saw and see how well it would actually work. I bet with a good tune up you would be surprised just what you could do with that beauty.

It is supposed to snow and rain here today and to tell you the truth I WILL TAKE IT. We need the moisture any way we can get it. It has been dryer than a popcorn fart here.

I agree with Rover2 and Rob Roy. I could keep my Rum and Whiskey in there. Oh okay my fiancé could keep a bottle of wine in there also if she insisted.

When I paid for mine it took me directly to the page to download the patterns. I saved as and put them in my pattern files right away.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

I was down with the flu yesterday but by yesterday afternoon just couldn’t lounge around anymore so went down to the basement and played with the saw for a while. Today feel much better (probably due to good meds) and am plumb willing to drink Kevin’s share of the coffee. Jezzz some people just want to live forever. LOL

A very happy Belated Birthday to you Jim!!! I hope you had a GREAT DAY!!!!

Hold on a minute there!!!! Any one that has more than one Lady is CRAZY in my book. It is hard enough to keep one woman happy.

I think they are still doing it. I purchased $22 worth of patterns for $11 Friday Thanks for posting this Bob. :thumbs:

Now I was traveling thru Wyoming here a while back and stopped into (shall we say) a store for adults and seen a pair of Velcro gloves. I couldn't resist asking what in the world they were for. All the casher said was BAAAAAAAAAAA :rofl:

WOW!!! You better hope Marg doesn't walk up behind you and read that one! we would be wondering why you never posted again.

Now Dick do you really think we are going to let you get away without posting a picture? Of course we want to see it!

The butterfly is made out of pine then took a torch and flamed it so the grain came out. I like doing this to pine because it will appear to be an older used trivet or antique if you will.

Slap a cloud or two in the back ground and the segmentation project looks pretty good.

Ha, I only have 47 files in there. However this doesn't include the 1000 or so I have at home in my stash. Lol Not to mention the dozen or so books and all the magazines.

Well I have been as busy as a cat on a tin roof lately but I did manage to get a few things done in the last few weeks down in the shop. I am working on wrapping up a few more but they aren’t quit done yet. Here are a couple of Arpop trivets and a Steve Good oven tool I have done. The best part is this was all free wood out of a buddies scrap box for the oak and the pine was out of an old shipping box I salvaged at work and plained down to 1/2" thick.

Wait a minute! The German side is the good side of my family. Those Brits in my family tree were ornery SOB's. They sent them over to the new country to get them out of their hair and just look what happened.

I found a 3"X3" piece of lace wood nailed to a pallet that my boss was going to burn. I snagged that sucker and resawed it to just over 1/2" for some intarsia projects. It is pretty cool looking stuff I had also bought some 3/4" lace wood for a sea turtle I have been working on. Funny I think the free piece is prettier.