One night while sawing I stopped lean back and rest my eyes fell fast asleep, I woke 1/2 hour later with dreams of a waterfall still fresh, in fact I could still hear the water . My saw was running. Seems my foot moved the dead man switch under a shelf !
Or the time a blade broke and the bottom holder pops up .... 2 hours looking ( sure I had more I wanted that one), next day with holder in hand my wife asked why I put this in my coffee cup
How about the time I finish cutting a scrip sign ... THEN I see a miss spelled a word
Not too funny then but I can laugh at it now
I guess we all have stories