911 - '911, What's your emergency?'
Caller - 'My wife just got attacked by a Wart Hog, she's hurt.'
911 - 'We'll send an ambulance, what's your address?'
Caller - '684 Eucalypts Street.'
911 - 'Sir how do you spell your street name?'
Caller -' Uhhhhh.... 'I'll drag her over to Oak Street
and you can pick her up there.'