GrampaJim Posted May 22, 2015 Report Posted May 22, 2015 A lonely widow decides to buy a parrot so that she has some company. She finds one on Craiglist that was owned by a sailor who needed the money. She brings the bird home, puts it in its cage and it starts swearing a blue streak and will not stop. This bothers her a lot! To get it to stop swearing, she puts the cover over the cage. This make the bird even louder as it keeps swearing. The lady gets angry. She takes the bird a throws it in one of the kitchen cupboards. The bird goes crazy! It is flapping around and screeching and swearing even louder. It get some quite, she takes the bird out of the cupboard and pushes it into the freezer section of the frig, thinking the insulation will keep the noise down. She can hear the bird still swearing at full volume. After about 2 minutes it gets completely quiet. The lady thinks “I hope I didn’t kill it, I paid a lot of money for that bird.†She opens the freezer door and the parrot quietly hops out and says to her. “I am very sorry for all the bad language. I promise never to swear again. I only have one question. What did the chicken do to make you angry?†Scrolling Steve and Forester 2 Quote
amazingkevin Posted May 22, 2015 Report Posted May 22, 2015 lesson to be learned!nice and funny end! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Quote
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