Cartoons 8/18/21

[jerry1939]

[kywoodmaster]

THANKS I NEEDED THAT. NOW ABOUT FACEBOOK

[jerry1939]

9 hours ago, kywoodmaster said:

THANKS I NEEDED THAT. NOW ABOUT FACEBOOK

I'm 81 years.  My wife & I are downsizing, so there is less of a burden on our children when we kick the bucket.  Only one son lives nearby.  Gave all the woodworking tools to a son in Illinois.  I only check this site a couple of times a week.  Am losing interest in it.

A few months ago, Bob was appointed Chairman off the Entertainment Committee.   That turned out to be a wise decision, as he is doing a wonderful job.

[Karl S]

Finally some good laughs.

Thanks Jerry

[Joe W.]

As always, THANKS, I needed that.

[savethebeer]

Jerry, This is not the way I envisaged today turning out. You know the rules about giving suitable notice so that the committee can arrange a suitable retirement gift and prepare a heartfelt speech and present a gluten free, lactose free, reduced fat spread.

Is this perhaps a way of avoiding having to post a newer profile photo that would prove once and for all that you've even less hair than before? 

Whilst I'm fairly sure that I can handle the promotion, I will need months and months of a lead in time before I'm ready to step up, so the best I can manage to take over is mid 2022. So maybe in a few months time you could get your people to talk to my people and we'll look at the situation then and if everything is lined up properly that could be the opportune time to hand in your 6 month notice.  Until then the committee have agreed to allow you to reduce your posts to about 5 a month going forward without any significant reduction in renumeration or holiday entitelments.

I'm sure that I don't have to stress at all that this is the best offer that the committee can make at these strange and difficult times and any decrease in your posts that causes an increase in Bob's workload will not be well received.

 

regards

Bob 

 

[jerry1939]

11 minutes ago, savethebeer said:

Jerry, This is not the way I envisaged today turning out. You know the rules about giving suitable notice so that the committee can arrange a suitable retirement gift and prepare a heartfelt speech and present a gluten free, lactose free, reduced fat spread.

Is this perhaps a way of avoiding having to post a newer profile photo that would prove once and for all that you've even less hair than before? 

Whilst I'm fairly sure that I can handle the promotion, I will need months and months of a lead in time before I'm ready to step up, so the best I can manage to take over is mid 2022. So maybe in a few months time you could get your people to talk to my people and we'll look at the situation then and if everything is lined up properly that could be the opportune time to hand in your 6 month notice.  Until then the committee have agreed to allow you to reduce your posts to about 5 a month going forward without any significant reduction in renumeration or holiday entitelments.

I'm sure that I don't have to stress at all that this is the best offer that the committee can make at these strange and difficult times and any decrease in your posts that causes an increase in Bob's workload will not be well received.

 

regards

Bob 

 

As my one greatest friend and esteemed colleague, you are so full of crap that I bet that you even have brown eyes !!!      

[savethebeer]

1 hour ago, jerry1939 said:

As my one greatest friend and esteemed colleague, you are so full of crap that I bet that you even have brown eyes !!!      

They're green Jerry, although that could be just the result of all the rain we get in Ireland just turning everything mouldy.................

[Heli_av8tor]

Jerry, I’m not doing much scrolling these days. But I return to this forum weekly for your cartoons. Thanks for your contributions. 

Tom

[kywoodmaster]

SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!