I can't remember if I posted this pic before or told the story
2008 at St Mary's Primary School's end of year concert, one of the teachers squeezing between the lectern and the wall of the stage uttered "I'm glad I've got my, Suck me in knickers on" to another teacher. The problem was, the mic was also on, and around 600 parents and students also heard.
Hence the "Wood Duck" Award was born. It is given to a teacher when they make an embarrassing (Humorous) comment.