Kevin, you could write a song on scrolling and customers.
The Landlady 'Blues'
"All day long scrolling for my rent"
"Doing what I must, creating sawdust"
"The Landlady Blues"
"She wants a key holder for two"
"I say I'll make it for you"
"The Landlady Blues"
"I do it in plain wood, she says that ain't no good"
"Now I have to do another, Oh brother"
The Landlady Blues