I just scored Charmin!!!!!

[kywoodmaster]

Can you believe my luck? I just happened to go into the local grocery to pick up some lunch items and there it was sitting on the top shelf all by itself. They would only let me have 2 packs but they were the ultra giant double mega rolls. Now I can go home and relax after work in the morning.

[LarryEA]

God bless

[amazingkevin]

You have good luck!!!

[new2woodwrk]

Time to buy a lottery ticket

[puzzleman]

21 hours ago, kywoodmaster said:

Can you believe my luck? I just happened to go into the local grocery to pick up some lunch items and there it was sitting on the top shelf all by itself. They would only let me have 2 packs but they were the ultra giant double mega rolls. Now I can go home and relax after work in the morning.

from Jerry:

[Dan]

Let's see how many old farts are out there that remember Mr. Whipple. 

Edited March 17, 2020 by Dan

[bandaideman]

don't squeeze Mr. Wipple either you may need some Charmin if you do

[jblock9907]

Went to Walmart yesterday for some OTC meds for my wife. They just happened to have a shipment of TP arrive. Instead of putting it out, you had to stand in line and they limited you to 2 pkgs. The employees formed a chain for security so no one could just get in line. Picked them up for my son. Watched a guy try to take a package out of a cart. He thought no one was around. He got caught

[dgman]

23 hours ago, kywoodmaster said:

Can you believe my luck? I just happened to go into the local grocery to pick up some lunch items and there it was sitting on the top shelf all by itself. They would only let me have 2 packs but they were the ultra giant double mega rolls. Now I can go home and relax after work in the morning.

You know what they say, no pictures......it didn’t happen!

[kywoodmaster]

2 hours ago, dgman said:

You know what they say, no pictures......it didn’t happen!

 

[dgman]

I gonna print that and hang it in my bathroom and dream!!

[RangerJay]

Holy crap!! - sorry just had to say that .....

 

[dgman]

This is the absolute truth, I have spent the whole day looking for TP. I have come home empty handed! Don’t know what we are going to do. I have four box’s of Kleenex, but as a plumber, I know you are not supposed to flush it down the toilet.

[Charlie E]

Saw someone suggest using your socks with no match.

[teachnlearn]

My wife and I are disabled and shop Sams Club. We usually buy a large stock and coast for months. We moved to a hotel apartment that has a small frig and little storage so we had to go out. Most shelves in Sams club were empty. They sell bags of rice and dried beans in 50 pound bags and the entire stock was gone. Who is eating 50 lbs of beans and did they get enough toilet paper to match? RJF

[dgman]

I have a neighbor who works at Costco. I talked to her yesterday about the best time to go to get TP. She said if we go after the opening rush, the supply should last till around 1:00 pm. My wife and I drove up there and she dropped me off while she found a parking space. I was encouraged to see TP in everyone’s cart exiting the store. Needless to say by the time I got inside, they were sold out! I asked a clerk when was the best time to try again. She asked what my age was....I thought that was a strange question! But then se told me that seniors will be allowed in first from 8:00 am till 9:00 am. In the meantime, my neighbor lent me a sixpac!

[Puzzleguy]

sorry about the problems you guys are having with TP -

sad that so many people are overbuying it -that dont need it

not a fan of horders  - how many can a person use in a 2 month period .

Bless you all -and hang in their -

you are all in my prayers !

 

Edited March 20, 2020 by Puzzleguy