Congratulations ,as one old dog to another.I appreciate people who .take the time, actual interest and effort to post more than 10 word comments and inquiries w/some data related to the issue .Being I am a slow typer and poor speller , i have to spend a lot of time to get some info .across ,that I hope is understandable , A 30' x 18" $2.98 roll of vinyl shelf paper ,is my choice for several reasons ,10x's cheaper ,a very lite sand w/120 -sanding block a good dust off cut to fit top layer w/ shears ,hardest part is getting to separate from backing paper ,peel back half way -align smooth from center ,unroll rest smooth from center ,trim edges w/ razor blade if over . spray glue attach pattern ,method keeps entire pattern one pc and easy to remove ,If, you wood burn ,that pattern is reuseable and perfect for second use .lubes the blades ,here the plot thickens ,using vac dust free method ,I have no dust top or bottom ,but zero clearance bottom blade hole is not an option ,I have chip trap in line ,vac sucks small cut outs to trap ,vac has to have return air must have normal opening to get all dust ! It eliminates most of the issues you described ,plus over laps ragged ends ,non stick.wrinkles separation,I like you am always working to find what works best for you and if it helps some one else it's all gravy ,But I guess most are too busy to respond more than they do !