I have had what must be the worlds strangest request, this customer wants an hour glass to hold his ashes when he dies, he wants this mounted on a stand so that it can be turned. on the stand he wants some humorous wording, ie. turned in his grave. his name is fred and would like his name incorporated into the wording in a kind of rhyme with reference to being turned, I only have an area of 2 inches by 5 inches for the words so I cant use to many, I am struggling, can anyone help with the words or point me to a site that automatically generates odes or poems, I know this is a strange request but would be grateful for any help.